It’s not a tumour

Top ten things likely in Rob Ford’s belly:

1. A pound of crack (… that fell off the kilo he smuggled up to Muskoka)
2. Scarborough
3. Sandro Lisi
4. A big ball of Karma
5. Doug’s head
6. That creepy little dude from Total Recall
7. A hair ball
8. The alternate world that his family lives on
9. Ford Nation
10. Ironically, the cure for cancer

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Get well soon,

Steve

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